13 June 2008
Hated by Snez
- Slow walking people – MOVE or step out of the way
- Screaming kids – Control them or use protection
- Boys who insist on wearing fluoro, skinny leg jeans and boat shoes - No you don’t look cool
- Whingers who complain about smoking - We’re outside. F**K YOU
- People who begin a sentence with “Just a quick one…” - it’s never a quick, stop bothering me
- Those who want to ‘talk’ whilst I am at the gym – Can’t you see that I’m sweating like a horse and can barely breathe?
- Shit – Realising there is no toilet paper
- Small talk – I don’t give a shit about the weather
- Sensitive people - So what if I crack jokes and take the piss out of you – harden the f**k up
- Sydney Trains – Enough said
- Girls who can’t apply make up and end up looking like drag queens – I have to look at you, spare me
- Amy Winehouse - Just die already
- Water – Tasteless, boring, but ‘good for you’ water. Ugh!
- Visible earwax - Clean your freaking ears dammit
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Tags: Amy Winehouse, Boat Shoes, Drag Queens, Earwax, Fluoro, Gym, Screaming kids, Sensitive, Shit, Skinny Leg Jeans, Slow people, Smoking, Toilet Paper, Trains, Water, Weather, Whingers
